OneLove

if i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:58:31 -0400

if i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever

Tumblr app: I'm done loading

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:46:51 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

cali-fcking-f0rnia: Adorable!

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:44:51 -0400

cali-fcking-f0rnia:

Adorable!

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:44:41 -0400

hazydazee: A bunny and a capybara. My heart melted a little.

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:43:23 -0400

hazydazee:

A bunny and a capybara. My heart melted a little.

these-times-will-pass: Love quotes? you will love this blog

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:41:29 -0400

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog

blushingxx: yo where can i buy this?

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:21:45 -0400

blushingxx:

yo where can i buy this?

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Thu, 23 May 2013 13:21:19 -0400

reblog if you smoke weed

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:18:13 -0400

lets-fuhk-to-dubstep:

smokeymcpotsmoker:

finn-n-jake-3:

davidmorse666:

fucking 11 million reblogs?!? is there anyone on tumblr who DOESN’T smoke weed? haha

almost 12 now

15 million people. wow

+1 ^.^

Reblog if your tumblr picture is actually you.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:12:51 -0400

hippie-v-i-b-e-s: badass ariel

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:11:00 -0400

hippie-v-i-b-e-s:

badass ariel

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Thu, 23 May 2013 13:08:05 -0400

lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:44:53 -0400

lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:29:04 -0400

jesuschristvevo: i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:18:32 -0400

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:41:28 -0400

egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:13:43 -0400

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

friend: how far have you gone with a boy

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:13:38 -0400

friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers

dickochet: Have you ever regretted a decision you made so much that you think about it all the time...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:43:38 -0400

dickochet:

Have you ever regretted a decision you made so much that you think about it all the time and you imagine all of the different ways the situation could have turned out if you didn’t mess up so bad

just-laff: thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab?...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:39:54 -0400

just-laff:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

from this moment on I am a changed person